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"Because alcohol tastes better than tears."

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(Source: thestarstheyshineforyou, via innocent-emptyness)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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hellahealy:

dirtyblacktshirt:

if my child has a terrible music taste i’m going to be so dissapointed

That’s why I’m not having children, I can’t take that risk

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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via theblackship)