- (via u-rg-e)
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
if my child has a terrible music taste i’m going to be so dissapointed
That’s why I’m not having children, I can’t take that risk
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"